Education....

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Don't

Having a strong will to win is not a bad thing. It can lead you to success, to great achievements and to lofty heights.

The problem comes when you want to win so badly all the time that you cannot accept losing.

Being a bad loser ruins perfectly good relationships. Being a bad loser gives rise to a whole lot of negative emotions like bitterness and anger.

Wanting to keep winning all the time makes you lose sight of what you have already won, what you have already achieved. What you already have proves insufficient and you keep wanting more. You belittle your achievements because you are never satisfied.

There are positives in losing too. You learn from your mistakes. You learn to appreciate the times that you do win. You learn to keep your feet on the ground. And, you give others a chance to win.

In life, there are winners and there are losers. Realize that you don't have to win all the time. In fact, you can't.

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Why Teachers Go Crazy

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting Insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
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BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness!

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How Can A Student Pass When...

It's not the fault of the school students if they fail,
because the year has only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays = 52 days
Sundays are rest days.
Balance: 313 days.

2. Summer holidays = 60 days
When the weather is very hot, it is difficult to study.
Balance: 253 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep = 122 days.
Balance: 131 days.

4. 1 hr for daily playing (good for health) = 15 days.
Balance: 116 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat) = 30 days.
Balance: 86 days.

6. 1 hr for talking (man is a social animal) = 15 days
Balance: 71 days.

7. Festival & school holidays = 50 days.
Balance: 21 days.

8. For sickness, at least 10 days.
Balance: 11 days.

9. Functions, at least 10 days.
Balance: 1 day.

10. That 1 day is your birthday.

So how can a student pass in his/her exams???

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