My Weekends on 29/3 + 30/3 2008

Well, although now is 4.24AM on 30/3/2008, I can already predict my weekends.

There go my teachers.... piling up my hw one by one especially my maths teacher!!!

Right now.. I am doing maths homework and because my head is so full of equation, I can't think of a simple equation and results....my friend can solve it like "snap finger"at 2.00Am. =_="

By the way, Thanks Alvin for solving all my maths questions apart from Marcus. Thanks Marcus too. (Both classmates in college)

Well....

My weekends :-

(a) Maths Homework (ALOT) => Due date early next week

(b) Seminar (Driving thingy)

(c) Physics test => Study => Early Next week too

(d) Other subjects Homework

That's my weekend.

I use to think that Maths was so fun and exciting where:-

Until This Came :-

Stress!!! Headache!!! EXPLOSION!!! => DEAD

To release stress, I went googling out equation and I found out that equations are always about Girls = Problems or Girls = Evil.

However, I cannot find a single equation about guys when I try all sort of method to google out.

Guys....... (Speechless)

But..... That won't be the end since I deduce some of the equations myself.

Guys Equation

As we all know, Summary of Girls Equations

Conclusion of Guys and Girls Equations

Why bother starting a relationship when it will end up as a failure?

Okay, enough crap now. Back to work.

Have a nice day guys and girls! =P

Undang Test

EXCELLENT!!

Undang Test => FINALLY DONE!!

47/50

YAY!!!!

Car! Car! Here I come!!

XD

Life in College

Life in College can be very stressful.

There are so many factors to it:-

Homework

Mini-test/Quiz

Seeking of Career Field/Path

Scholarships/Interviews

Understanding Lessons in Class

Driving Lessons/Seminar/Tests

Which leads to......

Lack of Entertainment

Lack of Fun

Lack of Joy

Lack of SMILE!!

*EMO*

&

Huge Responsiblities!!

I NEED A BREAK!!!!!

NO MUSIC NO LIFE!!!

Music had made my life so beautiful.

Peace, Calm & Enjoy the surroundings.

Education....

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Don't

Having a strong will to win is not a bad thing. It can lead you to success, to great achievements and to lofty heights.

The problem comes when you want to win so badly all the time that you cannot accept losing.

Being a bad loser ruins perfectly good relationships. Being a bad loser gives rise to a whole lot of negative emotions like bitterness and anger.

Wanting to keep winning all the time makes you lose sight of what you have already won, what you have already achieved. What you already have proves insufficient and you keep wanting more. You belittle your achievements because you are never satisfied.

There are positives in losing too. You learn from your mistakes. You learn to appreciate the times that you do win. You learn to keep your feet on the ground. And, you give others a chance to win.

In life, there are winners and there are losers. Realize that you don't have to win all the time. In fact, you can't.

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Why Teachers Go Crazy

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting Insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
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BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness!

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How Can A Student Pass When...

It's not the fault of the school students if they fail,
because the year has only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays = 52 days
Sundays are rest days.
Balance: 313 days.

2. Summer holidays = 60 days
When the weather is very hot, it is difficult to study.
Balance: 253 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep = 122 days.
Balance: 131 days.

4. 1 hr for daily playing (good for health) = 15 days.
Balance: 116 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat) = 30 days.
Balance: 86 days.

6. 1 hr for talking (man is a social animal) = 15 days
Balance: 71 days.

7. Festival & school holidays = 50 days.
Balance: 21 days.

8. For sickness, at least 10 days.
Balance: 11 days.

9. Functions, at least 10 days.
Balance: 1 day.

10. That 1 day is your birthday.

So how can a student pass in his/her exams???

Credits : allinspiration.com

Life.....

Facts of Friendship

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend will read and throw this letter away.
A real friend will keep sending it until he's sure it's been received.

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Life Has Purpose And Meaning

Our friends, relatives, colleagues, loved ones, those around us - we impact their lives every single day in ways we could never have imagined. Those further away from us, we might be affecting them too. But how, we can only guess.

So, don't think you are insignificant. You are important. You are significant. You do make a difference. You are here for a reason.

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Children's Ideas Of What Love Is

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore so my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."Billy - age 4

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs."Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."Terri - age 4

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss."Emily - age 8

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."Nikka - age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day."Noelle - age 7

"During my piano recital I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."Cindy - age 8

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."Lauren - age 5

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."Karen - age 7

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."Jessica - age 8

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The family is the pillar of society. However, too many of us take our family members for granted, preferring to give priority to our friends and our career. As it is often said, blood is thicker than water.

We can choose our friends and our life partners, but we did not have a choice of the family we were born into. But what we DO have a choice, is how to make the best of what we were given.

A successful family life, whereby one is intimately bonded to one's family members in a closely-knit environment, potentially brings more joy and fulfillment than anything else in this world. Yes, that's the beauty of family life. And for many, family life is the meaning of life.

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You Can't Please Everyone

You may be generally an amiable and pleasant person. You may generally get along well with most people. But somehow, there is that one family member, that one friend, that one colleague, who doesn't take to you very well.

This might disappoint you, sadden you, or even disillusion you. Don't allow it to.

Every single person is unique. Every single relationship is different. Somewhere, somehow, there will be people who don't quite get along.

If you allow yourself to adjust your personal values, to change the person that you are, just to win over that one person or few people, you run the risk of adversely affecting the good relationships you do have.

Be positive. Focus on your happy relationships. At the same time, accept that there will be ones that don't go so well. Whatever you say or do, whoever you are, whatever character or personality you have, you won't be able to please everyone.

Credits : allinspiration.com